toxicnotebook:

annethecatdetective:

tf2maelgwyn:

Ahh jeez Proto…

What a happy drop bear…

Sniper’s trained him to attack Spy, and every time he does good, he gets a treat.

Oh no. Crack headcanon happening in 3… 2… 1…

Spy receives an anonymous gift. It’s a nice cologne, though the eucalyptus note is a little strong. Still… the very novelty of receiving such a surprise, stuck out at the base with the war going on, is enough to compel him to don a little.

As he heads into the Sniper’s nest, he doesn’t see the small, furry shadow moving in the rafters. Not until it’s too late.

“Good boy.” Sniper chuckles, tossing his new accomplice a Tim Tam. “You really did a number on him… I don’t even wanna know how ya ripped his face off without so much as putting a snag in that damn mask…”

When the Spy respawns, of course, his face will be perfectly intact, but the horrible noise that the creature made as it plummeted down onto him will haunt his dreams for days…

That is adorable. Please never stop writing, you’re one of the best in the fandom.

as an Australian i feel proud that our noble attack beasts, the drop bears are being represented in this manner! Of course, they don’t have their poisonous frills, but they are otherwise entirely accurate.