And I'm so fucking beautiful I can't stand it

puppyrude:

i fixed that chart

Men, am I right? Just when you think you’ve caught a good one, it turns out he’s a pillar of ants.

diagrams made by Vriska as she gives out romantic advice to all and sundry

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  12. lovely-assistant reblogged this from phasmidhugs and added:
    Similar train of thought here, as well as the whole ‘infested with ants’ meaning he literally has a hive of ants living...
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  17. doubleyouseewhy reblogged this from octobertryst and added:
    Hey, might summon the devil at home, but at least I’m not handsome.
  18. hisgooddog reblogged this from octobertryst and added:
    I don’t think this chart aptly describes getting to know me at all! … 8D!
  19. poisonyouko reblogged this from jideni3 and added:
    Why can’t you love me for the way I am!
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    Hey, might summon the devil at home, but at least I’m not a bicycle.
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    Yep I’m in the illuminati:)
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    I didn’t know it was a euphemism… I do like this idea here thought ^
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  28. spacehussy reblogged this from pellimus and added:
    It was impossible for me not to think he was ACTUALLY A BIKE when “infested with ants” is right next to it.
  29. pellimus reblogged this from blightwalker and added:
    that was my first thought too LOL
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